I’m thankful for the Internets…all of them

This should have really been posted on Thanksgiving, but I’ve been busy.

I’ve  been investigating school. But as everything else school requires money and I earn money dancing/posing naked or having sex with strangers. Woo for me.

Anyways, back to thankfullness (which is not a word I know).

I’m thankful for the internet. Tremendously, you really have no idea and I don’t possess the words to be able to explain to you how important the net has been to me in relation to my sexuality.

Without Google.com I wouldn’t have figured out how to achieve an orgasm at twelve years old. Yes I used an internet search engine to find out how to stimulate my clitoris. Thank you Google!

Without NetMeet or AIM I wouldn’t have gotten my very first practice at phone sex and moaning for guys online at thirteen years old. Yes I chatted with older men in foreign countries and moaned for them over my mic whilst I watched them jackoff and cum on their webcams.

Without any of the crappy mainstream porn sites I probably would have never been involved with the sex industry at all. Even though coming across the very few gonzo scenes I was in makes me cringe (akin to feelings of watching old home videos) I’m thankful for the experience of them.

Without the internet I would have never traveled over to Australia for AbbyWinters, IFeelMyself, IShotMyself and BeautifulAgony.

Without the Internet my latest folio on IShotMyself.com wouldn’t have been possible.

Just this month alone without the internet I wouldn’t have been able to pay my rent (thank you Tara & NiteFlirt!!).

Without the net I wouldn’t have been able to easily explore the world of niche fetishes or put MasturbationImpossible out there for the world to enjoy.

So, this Thankgiving…or very belated Thanksgiving…I’m thankful for the internet, because without it I would be homeless…amongst other unappealing fates…

3 Responses to “I’m thankful for the Internets…all of them”

  1. Well then I guess I’m thankful for the internet too, because without it I would not have been able to read and see all the cool ass shit you have posted : )

  2. I think for anyone creative life without the net was truly awful, you had to impress some kind of publisher (music, writing, film etc) who needed money to back you and put you out there or you were a “nobody”. Now everyone is a somebody and can publish what they like :) Yayy!! and socially network too so that people who want a wank can find people to do some moaning for them :) Lol

  3. The person all should thank is Tim Berners-Lee whose software made all this possible. All you who thrive because of this–maybe could send him a note or something? Hmmm… I wonder if CERN ever gets anything addressed to him?

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