Dear Angelina Jolie,
I have a really great idea, and if you could spare a few moments of your time, I think you might like it.
I have been a fan of yours since I was thirteen and the shower scene in the first Tomb Raider movie. I loved your role in Girl Interrupted. And I wet myself every time I watch you in Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
I think we have alot in common, we both like women…and uh…we have a lot of the same attitudes towards things…fuck is my favorite curse word too!
Anyways…what I’m proposing is this:
We should make an erotic/pornographic feature film together, we could play two assassins that become lesbian lovers…or two patients in a mental health facility (I favor the former idea).
Or we could do a reality based sex tape that “accidentally” gets into the wrong hands and is auctioned for millions!
The film would have to be a hit, and as your first erotic film, would be worth alot of money. All of the profits we could donate to the kids in Darfur, or some other African charity or something.
Just give it some thought, I know you’re busy…and I’m very much looking forward to your reply.
Love Your Sexiest Fan,
Sequoia Redd
